Thermopgypsy

If you like parking your caravan in smelly, muddy, cold, steamy wide open places then Thermopyles is the vacation destination of a lifetime!

Our gorgeous hot springs are a mecca to hobos, gypsies, and truck drivers. If you're only showering once this year, do it at Thermopyles. You may be concerned by all the dog doodoo in the area but don't worry the sulphuric smell hides all other scents. Showers aren't your thing? Just camp near the springs and you don't have to worry about that embarrassing body odor. Imagine that. A strong egg smell every single day. Who doesn't love omelettes?

Can't afford electricity? Just power your vehicle with diesel and feel free to leave the can in the bushes. Nobody will notice! Tired of emptying your septic tank? Just go outside! We have acres upon acres that are ready to do your dirty work!

Still not convinced? Thermopyles is perfect for dog lovers! We've got big dogs, little dogs, old dogs, young dogs, unhealthy dogs, sick dogs, sicker dogs. They even have starving dogs and the best part, wait for it... None of them have owners so they can be yours Yours YOURS for the low low price of absolutely nothing!

So come on down to Thermopyles and live out your gypsy dreams!!

Buuut seriously, it smelled like Bigfoot's big feet, the dogs were depressing, and the thought of getting murdered, kidnapped, or raped by gypsies struck genuine fear in my heart several times. I then found the monument, museum, and former Greek campsite. I'm going to bypass Delphi to walk the Ephialtes Trail at tomorrow. Psyched.